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Inspiration
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Many of us "Old Folks" (those almost 50, those over 50, or WAY over 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to Conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals. 2. Spiked hair and bald spots. 3. A pierced tongue and dentures. 4. Miniskirts and support hose. 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads. 6. Speedo's and cellulite. 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar. 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor. 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge. 10. Bikinis and liver spots. 11. Short shorts and varicose veins. 12. Inline skates and a walker. And last, but not least - 13. Thongs and Depends. |
