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God With Voice Mail
Thank you for calling heaven.
I am sorry, all of our angels and saints are busy helping other
sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us
and we will answer it in the order it was received.
Please stay on the line.
If you would like to speak to:
God, press 1.
Jesus, press 2.
The Holy Spirit, press 3.
If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm
while you are holding, press 4.
To find a loved one who has been assigned to Heaven, press 5,
then enter his or her social security number followed by
the pound sign. (If you get a negative response, please hang up
and try area code 666.) For reservations in heaven,
please enter J-O-H-N 3:16
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs,
the age of the earth, life on other planets,
and where Noah's Ark is,
please wait until you arrive.
If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance,
please contact your local pastor.
A Father's Love Letter
Extensive site in over 50 languages!
click on the "watch" option and you will see
beautiful and inspiring pictures accompanied by
uplifting scripture.